Friday

how to resolve failure

you know that kind of failure when you know something is doomed to fail and the inevitable will happen resulting in this strange feeling of not anger but failure. it is that kind of failure that wants to make you go stand in a packed public space and just yell 'FUCK!' then turn to the nearest war veteran and tell him to go fuck himself, so in that sense its kind of the same as anger. now the failure which makes me want to write about this is my complete and utter failure at my graphics coursework although due within the next 30 minutes i decide to sit here and inform all three of my reader about how to resolve this feeling and it is inevitable that this will happen. But Rather than just telling you straight away imma tell you how i ended up in this predicament, and surprisingly in links to the second item in my list of things i really, really like which is my complete and utter lack of any kind skill. in this case my lack of being able to keep time therefore me rushing on the last day to try and finish and then failing to do so is what happens. but my complete lack of talent expands to everything even blogging, if i had talent my vlogs would be watched, I'd be able to wake up in the morning, go to sleep at night, I'd even be able to breath properly, I'd e able to do the three peaks challenge next year without anyone doubting me. face it i have no talent and if anybody can come up with one i would be grateful as i have pondered this for many an hour and am yet to find a specific skill.

so now for my guide of how to stop failure
1. find a crowded public space : the more quiet the place is the better. the more easily offended the people are there the better. crowded library's are good
2. make sure a war veteran is near
3. breath in deeply
4. let out the loudest 'FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK' you have ever given
5. turn straight to the war veteran
6. tell the veteran to fuck himself
7. add the topping i.e. turn to a small child and tell them Santa isn't real
8. feel relieved and enjoy the rest of your day until you fail again

so rob what are we going to do tonight. i don't know calum maybe we'll do what we do every night. and whats that rob. we're gonna try to take over the world. NARF. happy 30Th April :) PDF (please don't fail)

this blog is a trademark of fail and please go fuck yourself.

Wednesday

protohype?

I know this is the second time i have returned in 2 days and that might feel strange after a month of inactivity but rather than talking about the second thing on my list of things that i like i wanted to bring a news item either to your attention or inform you more about it. That news story would be the discovering of an iphone prototype in public hands. Some people might be bored of this and i suggest if you know the whole of the story to skip straight to the next paragraph. Simply everything you read about now is what i have gathered from the gizmodo website. So basically a guy is at his local bar doing bar type stuff when he sees that somebody has left their iphone 3gs there he quickly swoops it but after a close inspection see’s the rounded back is actually a case. When he removes the case it contains a strange phone that he’s not seen before then being a slightly clued up bloke realises that the bar he is at is near the apple headquarters and puts 2 and 2 together and realises what this is. He leaves the bar surfing the phone on the newly announced iphone 4.0 software, he is able to do this for about 15 minutes when all of a sudden apple shuts the phone off remotely. A couple of days later the man walks around tech websites and news to see who would buy his story and his new iphone. The website that buy’s this is gizmodo. Gizmodo are quick to upload a video and a few photos to their website gaining about 7 million pages views in the last 4 days. Gizmodo say the phone has the insides made by apple and they point out that it would be near impossible for a normal person to make a phone out of apple components, that didn’t end up being the same as the old iphone. Gizmodo also say apple have said they have lost a prototype and they want it back.

This story certainly seems believable, you know and innocent guy finds a phone turns out to be the next wonderphone. There just seems to be no holes to poke in this story, i myself even believed it at first. But there is a problem with this story, gizmodo are the only website to have said anything about the iphone, i mean 1) Where is the guy who found the phone for all we know gizmodo could have made him up to make the story more believable 2) what they say about the phone insides then there are no pictures with the phone open 3) there is no proof anywhere on the internet that says that apple said what gizmodo said apple has said. Also if gizmodo are not at fault of this being a fake the guy could be a real person that made this fake and fooled gizmodo with his story. I’m not saying that this story is defiantly fake but it just seems a bit suspicious, if this iphone is released eventually then that would be awesome and i guess we’ll find out the truth when apple reveals it in June. Also we will defiantly find out the truth because apple isn’t going to spend millions on redesigning before June when they’ve been working on this one for a good 3 years. I say you should go over to the story (link below) and see what you make of it.

Rob wants an iphone. Happy 21st April.

Gizmodo story and photos: click here

Tuesday

asparagus sucks, so fuck you evesham!!!

having not written a blog for over a month you would thing i have something to talk about but no that's not the way it is. i somehow have to come up with something to say so...here goes main reason i stopped blogging is so i can do something different like say school work but that would be a lie instead i spent the whole Easter holiday lounging around watching YouTube complaining about having nothing to do. so being supar bored i decided that i would compose a list of 3 things that i REALLY "like" about the myself and my situations (sarcasity, if you haven't realised by now). in no particular order number one is where i live. i am where i grew up and as of now it can stay that way. but seriously the most interesting thing about evesham is feeding the ducks and i mean that literally, fair enough most of my friends live even more in countryside boring places but they live pretty close to evesham so same thing. but my main point is no matter how boring it is living here i would never leave that is if never is about 2 years, the reason being is my friends are my school is here and the whole 16 years of my life is here and no matter how much i want to go and travel more I'm not ready to leave all this behind yet.

yes that was just one, what do you mean that's loads? well i suppose i could save the other 2 so i have content to write about in my next two blogs. look for them soon but before i go i have to admit something that was supposed to be my content for the next vlog, yes i wrote content for a vlog that's cus I'm gonna film one soon. guess imma have to come up with some more content.that should keep you coming.

rob hates evesham!!! happy 20th of April or weed day you know cus like in America the date is 4/20 and 420 is the number of the bill to legalise cannabis duhh!! (<<< random fact rob knows about America cus he loves it).