so yesterday i filmed some new parts for the next phat rob show i know i haven't made one in ages but this one is different. this one is gonna take me 2-3 weeks to edit. so to get a head straight with the editing i went straight ahead and started doing it yesterday. only thing is this episode is a bitch to edit I've started and I'm already thinking why don't i quit, its OK to quit no one depends on you, failure is always an option. saying this one is gonna take me a few weeks to edit doesn't mean your gonna have to wait a few weeks to see me, i will film and edit smaller ones in the meantime.
sixth form had Assembly this morning which sucked but it sucked more than usual for me because i got sent out (<<<<<>
i would talk more but I'm in fear of boring the fuck out the tiny amount of people that actually read my blog. i am going to see a film tonight with Calum and Norledge so we'll see how that goes might blog about that abit, maybe even wideo blog.
rob?? is always an option??? if you know what i mean. wow i need to pay some Jews to write these little anecdotes for me. happy Johnny cash's birthday people.
1. Steve jobs helped built the great arcade hit 'breakout'
2. Steve jobs was once fired by apple for ruining the company. he was later hired as the CEO.
3. Steve jobs is awesome and would in fact stand a chance in a fight with chuck Norris, that is before he gets round house kicked to oblivion
o and I'm pretty sure Steve jobs doesn't have the time to read this blog so could one of you just pass my happy birthday onto him thanks!!!!!
rob <3 steve jobs. happy steve jobs' birthday
after all that rape it made me think about WHY THE FUCK I HAVEN'T MADE ANY VLOGS IN LIKE A MONTH. ok, ok let me explain, there are many reasons why i didn't make a vlogs this week the main being, i did. i did make a vlog last week i filmed it and everything it just happened that the way i filmed it meant it was near enough impossible to edit. not only was it impossible to edit but it sucked. for all of anybody that actually reads this blog and is waiting for my vlogs i promise one by the end of this week.
i would like to propose a change to the meaning of the word rape Rather than it mean the kind of taking sexual privileges over somebody without permission, have it mean to invade personal space or to not allow them to do something they were trying to do or even making them do something they don't want to. this would of course mean there would be a larger amount of rape in the world but i think i could live with it.
rob got raped :(. happy February 21st people.
today was pancake day/mardi gras but i didn't have pancakes so i kinda felt weird but i did do some bad things like i woke up and i talked a bit. OK i didn't celebrate that much but you know it is actually a Christian festival and since i never claim I'm christian i don't feel obliged to celebrate it. wow that makes me sound dull.
so I've decided to change the name of my blog to 'a blog with long post' but now that I've done so i can't find any content to write in said long posts. ummm boring life = boring.
filming the second phat rob show tomorrow should be a laugth. also going to a party with Norledge, cal and Ryan so that should provide me with some good content. anyways i guess I'll be seeing you tomorrow.
sleep un-deprivation = laziness. happy February 16th.
Evesham, being a small quite town in the middle of England, is never in the news. so when a crazed father puts his children in his car and jolts towards the river at 40 mph, Evesham turns into a small media storm, this was kinda exiting finding your hometown in all the papers and such, but then you remember the reason why its in the paper. a couple of days after the farther gave his two children the fright of life his 6 year old daughter died. she'd been trapped in a bubble of air inside the car for a whole 2 hours and when she was recovered and flown to join her brother in Birmingham children's hospital she was in an awful state. her brother who was in the car with her luckily escaped and today he was released from hospital today. hopefully his dad will not b e being released from anywhere and will be sent straight to the prison showers to pick up the soap if you know what i mean.
on a entirely more cheerful note i would like to talk shortly about McDonald's. earlier i said i was treated to a McDonald's but in all truthfulness it kinda isn't a treat. McDonald's food isn't actually nice. saying I'm a fat kid i should like a good Maccy D's but its just simply not something i want. McDonald's food has no taste or sustenance its actually kinda horrible and for the price's you pay I'm not surprised McDonald's make a lot of money. if i could sell crap at that kind of money to millions of people a week I'd be a trillionare in a couple of years.
so i guess i have to sign this off by saying something about how you should be expecting to see more of me than what you have in this previous week . happy February 15Th people well whats left of it.
after my amazing amount of jumping around and yelling " yay hot chocolate, hot chocolate". i settled down and did some quality guitar hero. then my hand ached so i came and sat and started typing this blog post. wow I've had a stressful day. so now something to talk about. i could talk about me finally getting the new facebook layout a whole 2 days after the rest of my family but i suppose that would be boring for you all. ummm no really i have no idea what to write about i usually have quite a good idea what I'm going to write but every single thing escapes my mind. ahh i know here something....video blog my other very flawed skill. now i watch video blogs constantly and I'm always looking out for new and interesting people to watch so any suggestions please comment. now people who know me will know that i basically idolise ray William Johnson and watch both his normal show and his daily personal vlogs religiously. but surprisingly he is not my favorite video blogger here is a run down of all my favorite video blogs/bloggers with analysis:
1. wheezy waiter aka Craig benzine (http://www.youtube.com/user/wheezywaiter?blend=1&ob=4&rclk=cti) wheezy waiter provides me a daily video blog and there usually short but there always topical, funny and creative. wheezy waiter only has a reasonably small following but big guns like Dan brown believe he could one day be king of YouTube and believe this and i hope one day this is true.
2. raywilliamjohnson (http://www.youtube.com/user/raywilliamjohnson?blend=1&ob=4&rclk=cti) and his other channel breakingnyc (http://www.youtube.com/user/breakingnyc?blend=1&ob=4&rclk=cti) ray was the first video blogger i ever saw and i watched nothing but him for ages and he is the one who made me want to do video blogging. he reviews viral video's i a very comic way. he has a new video every Wednesday and Saturday.
3. charlieissocoollike aka charlie McDonnell (http://www.youtube.com/user/charlieissocoollike?blend=1&ob=4&rclk=cti) charlie is so cool like and that is the reason i like. actually i shouldn't like him really he's not regular and he's very popular, he's just cool like. oh and the the youngest and the only British guy in my top 5
4. vlogbrothers aka john and hank green (http://www.youtube.com/user/vlogbrothers) vlog brother i dunno i find then interesting they have a huge following and i hope on being a nerdfighter which is a group led by them dunno just think their vids are cool and topical
5. pogobat aka Dan brown (http://www.youtube.com/user/pogobat?blend=1&ob=4&rclk=cti) asked me a couple of weeks ago and Dan would have been number 3 or so but like he seems like a knowledgeable guy and his old videos are great but he's starting to make some dumb ass decisions like dropping out of school for a super secret project that kinda sounds like it will inevitably fail.
umm hope you at least half enjoyed that if you've got some spare time just click on the links above. oh and also sorry about the moody blogs over the last few days I've just been a bit stressed. happy February 9th people
so what now I've got to a point in my life where i believe that i could be completely independent and not only would i like to know this but i would like to try it. so the main problem with my Independence is my complete Independence of the other people in my family, so how do i cut this off, why i move out of course. but there's one hitch i don't earn no where near enough money to rent my own place I'll have to move in with on of my friends so lets ask them now and see their replies.
Calum: "very funny, no. when my grandma dies, yes"
Norledge: " no, because i have haddock hanging from my ceiling"
Bailey: "yeah why not" but i wouldn't want to live with him anyway so next
Paul: "i doubt it"
so my quest for complete Independence has failed. :( . maybe Independence just isn't my thing maybe I'll just sit home with my whinging mum, annoying brother and 9 year old sister.
no honestly i really want to show my Independence. but i can't so this just ends up in me resenting my family. my life sucks and so did this post. happy February 8th everybody.
so what is it that i wish to enlighten you all about??? well blogging of course. i myself have been blogging since Tuesday and i am now able to see what i have achieved, siting there analysing my page i see my page self Analise in numbers i.e. i have 7 posts, 6 subscribers and my average amount of viewers at anyone time is 2. and i am going to easily admit I'm doing awfully so how do i fix this and here's how i thought in list form.
1. there is never an end date to blogging, i will never stop, i will never finish, the only light at the end of the long, long tunnel is popularity and even then blogging doesn't stop. rob you must plan for this.
2. stop writing and read. in order to know what i am doing i must first know what other people are doing so i can follow their footstep on my path to popularity. research is key.
3. when you start blogging, popularity is like an island and you have your own Small island far away from that but by make numerous telephone calls and pleas for help (comments and email) to people living in popularity they will be able to send you a boat to help you get there. use popular people to get popular, like getting a foot up over a wall
4. final Rob's rule is set a target. i do this where ever i go if I'm walking somewhere my aim will be get to the place I'm going etc. some after some though i made my self 3 rule/aims;
1. become a nerdfighter. i know I'm far off but i believe i could make it
2. go to a YouTube gathering. this one is easier
3. never trust the numbers. fair enough they're low but i doesn't mean anything right now.
i super deserve hate mail for everything i do like really i do. happy February 8th everyone.
after that whole fiasco with the video's i decided to go to youth club where i would spend the next 2 hours pressing coloured buttons and hitting a piece of plastic along with bailey. that is of course because bailey just loves guitar look just go look at his blog http://atothebailey.blogspot.com/ .
so i just spent from about 9 on Saturday morning until now just doing coursework and i can say there's nothing more fun than doing coursework for 48 hours straight without any caffeine (hot chocolate). so now in my very ... very sleep deprived state i stare at the dismal amount of coursework i have actually done and therefore decide to procrastinate from doing anymore by writing this blog. and now my little brother turns up to tell me the fact than he has been skating for 7 hours today and he skated for 6 hours yesterday and this just makes me remember those years before sixth form when i could do whatever i wanted for 6-7 hours a day and then i come come home and think about what I'm going to do for 6-7 hours tomorrow. and oh they were great times alright but then i chose the option to stay up late into the night doing hours on end of coursework to satisfy my teachers. and all that sacrifice just to make my life better in the future and now i not sure i is all worth it.
i sit here sunken into my chair with a headache from the fact i have not drank a hot chocolate in 2 days straight i read what i have just previously wrote and realise its just a load of yammer about how i haven't slept. then i come to this sudden realisation of why i am doing this coursework now, its because my coursework deadlines are Wednesday and Thursday. so what after Thursday I'm free. no I'm not after Thursday comes the revision and rob loves revision.
now I'm going to write a whole paragraph without the word coursework in it ... oh shit. OK the next paragraph will not have anything to do with coursework, homework, sleep deprivation and I'll try my hardest not to mention hot chocolate.
and now for something completely different is what i would rather watch on a Saturday night not total wipe out or casualty. i know its not on TV but i will get off my arse and put in a DVD rather that have my brain fryed by bailey's (http://atothebailey.blogspot.com/) favorite total wipe out which is obviously a complete and utterly crap copy of the great classic takeshi's castle. and as for Sam's (http://samtalksshiz.blogspot.com/) fave, casualty i didn't even know that show existed anymore i like haven't watched it since the 90's. like if i had to watch something on TV I'd just switch over to comedy central and I'd watch some quality American sitcom like two and a half men, scrubs, 30 rock or even ummm south park which isn't a sitcom but none the less awesome. any way its not like i have time to watch TV I'm always doing ..... oh yeah sorry.
if there isn't an easier bang wagon to jump on its blogging and that seems to be whats happening. i know technically i joined after Sam but i have been planning to blog write since the phat rob show season 1 finished. i know that me and Sam would have worked together well in our little blogging duet but then bailey and now our other Friend Calum has joined like i guess we'll just have to do it all in a kinda phrat boys blogging team which actually sucks. but one thing i am proud to say is that I'm the only one who video blogs and I'd half like it to stay that way . I'd be OK with one of our little blogging team to join me preferably Sam.
Calum's blog : http://calzshizzle.blogspot.com/
i would just like to close this post with a big hurrah and a nice mug of warm soothing hot chocolate only thing is I've ran out... mum where the pro plus
on a completely different note today is a Friday, but no wait this is no ordinary Friday this is the Friday in which i film another short film with my filming group the phrat boys. but I'm Rather sure I'll post later with how it went and even some behind the scenes footage for you all!!!
Friday is also the day which i also attend a youth club. i go because of my huge amount of spare time (and also to procrastinate from doing homework) . basically its at a church now I'm no believer of the christian faith, i only go to play guitar hero on the wii, but for some reason attending the group makes me ask myself questions and ponder upon religion and the general world,i don't think i would ever chose and support a religion but these thoughts range from what if Charles Darwin is not completely correct what if it was something completely different I'm not saying god but it could be the majority of people could be completely wrong you just never know. also what if we did find positive proof of say evolution surely the people who follow therefore believing in something and putting faith in it. in my definition of a religion this makes Darwin/evolution a religion (i think i have heard the term Darwinism) surely all these people that say "no religion is wrong" and then support evolution kind of makes me feel strange how can you not like religion but support a mans idea and say that man is a great man. this just all completely blows my mind.
Alex bailey the child and fellow sixth form student who introduced me to this youth club has also started up his own blog. Alex IS religious and his blog does seem to contain quite a bit of anti semitism. completely unrelated to the religion there is also quite a lot of lies and inaccuracy.
if you would like to read a more accurate and non religiously slanted blog i suggest you read my friend Sam's blog if you haven't already.
so anyway today has been slightly uneventful all i can say that has happened is that the first episode of the phat rob show season 2 has finally uploaded i tried soooooooo hard to try to get it up on YouTube for Wednesday as the video blog is groundhog day themed i figured it was better to go up on groundhog day however YouTube was being a complete and utter bitch and failing my upload. but after leaving my laptop on all night and pretty much all day today it has finally uploaded. After school I'll post another short post telling you where to find it giving you a link. I'll also talk about a friend of mine who started up a blog and got into the whole idea that writing a blog is a lot easier than filming one. he is a very talented blogger read on later.
if anybody is offended by anything i say in my blog/vlog i am very sorry, but i was slightly angry because my family had tried to annoy me whilst i was trying to film the vlog i know it no excuse for bad mouthing a load of dead people but that shows my view of the current situation. expect the next installment of the phat rob show next Wednesday.
p.s i promised a couple of things in my last post those being that i would not talk about the phat rob show and also that i would blog every 2 days but blogging is a ratherfine addiction and i seems that the phat rob show is a major part of my life so you know if i'm writing about my life i have to write about the phat rob show. have a good wednesday